November Gift Suggestion?
Any of you who're new here know that November is time for gift buying, and so I get my suggestions out there so you guys can hopefully cash in on the early deals and avoid the hassles of being in huge lines and buying gifts last minute. Well, after a quick back and forth with the Mix I've decided to kick things off with a product I honestly can't fathom buying - the Twitter Peek.
I try to avoid straight up knocking on things with this blog, and so I'll let you guys figure out why this thing makes me raise my eyebrow. Who knows, perhaps I've just introduced you to your dream device, and in a flurry of teary eyed emotion you are now buying one - finally to be one with a mobile device solely dedicated to tweeting.
The Mix, in his vast powers of story telling, has re-created what ultimately led to this device taking shape. I present it to you now for your consideration:
Somewhere in Twitterpeek headquarters.Thus the legend was born.
Supervisor: Well, the Boss says we need a new device to save the company, and we aren't leaving until we come up with one.
Bob: Sir, about that, you know how popular twitter is?
Supervisor: Uh sure.
Ted: Hey, I bet I can eat a bunch of post-it's.
Bob: Well I got an idea about a dedicated Twitter device.
Supervisor: Can't people just use cell-, wait did Ted just say post-it's?
Ted: Yeah, I'll eat some goddamn post-it's.
Bob: Uhh... it's called the Twitterpeek, everyone will...
Supervisor: Jake! get in here-Ted's gonna go to town on some post-it's!
Bob: But sir, I think people will really buy...
Supervisor: Bob, shut up about the damn twitpoker already and get your ass to the supply closet.
Bob: But I think people will really buy...
Supervisor: Bob! Supply Closet! Now!
Bob: Uh... yes sir.
6 minutes later...
Jake: Wow, he really like those purple ones.
Bob: So, anyway, about the Twitter...Boss: What's going on in here!?!? We need that new gadget before the holidays!
Bob: Boss, I think people would really like a Twitter...
Boss: Holy hell! is Ted eating post-it's?
Supervisor: Uh... I can explain... this is uhh... brainstorming....
Boss: God, I've never seen so many papercuts before...
Jake: Yeah he's going on the second pack now.
Bob: Guys, what about the Twitterpee...
Boss: Yeah, Twitpopper sounds great. Make yourself useful and go get the webcam.
In other news, I'm currently neck-deep in holiday commissions, but I do have plans for posts this month and will do my best to ship them out. Keep tuned - I also have a few gift ideas like usual!
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